But I like South Carolina

A year after suggesting possible secession from the United States, a group of Christians fed up with American laws they believe are at odds with the Bible is beginning to move to its target state of South Carolina.

Okay but could you do it on my birthday? B/c that's when SC seceded before and I don't have a lot of other interesting stuuf that happened on my birthday.

Though ChristianExodus does not have any test for citizenship, it does post a statement of beliefs on its website. Burnell says Catholics, Mormons and even Jews are members, all looking to reestablish constitutionally limited government founded upon Christian principles.

Wow! "Even Jews?"

Seriously though, taking over a whole state just so you can have it secede from the union and make your own country? Why don't you just go make your own country? There are uninhabited islands on this planet. Take one over. Of course then you'd have to worry about creating an infrastructure, etc. and that's not really what you want. Are you going to build big walls around your state/country? Will you have checkpoints at your border crossings? What if a family of Pagans wants to use I-95 to go to Disney World? Do they have to pay some sort of fine? Does it end at religious and political views or will you start in on people who another shade of brown or who don't eat meat? What about those already living in your state/country who disagree with you? Will they be expelled, like Adam & Eve from the garden or executed in a manner spelled out by your holy book?

No one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle! Even if, and I want to make this perfectly clear, even if they do say "Jehovah!"

*hail of rocks*